official-2014:

I was wearing my Gryffindor shirt while Christmas shopping and there was this cute guy in a Slytherin hat and we made eye contact and he looked me up and down and said “10 points to Gryffindor” and winked at me and normally I hate being hit on but damn boy that’s the way to do it

chrisprattawesomesource:

Chris Pratt is actually the nicest most humble celebrity in the world. Fact.

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

urulokid:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

iM LAUGHING SO HARD BC THE BROTHER IS STARING AT HER LIKE “OMFG” AND SHES STANIDNG BACK THERE HOLDING HER HANDS LIKE “i never knew what i was capable of, my powers are here”

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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flying-indigo-people-eater:

ellievhall:

The sass between @BuzzFeed and @BuzzFeedUK on Twitter is my favorite thing. 

WAIT ARE BANGS JUST A FRINGE

WHAT

WHAT THE FUCK

MY ENTIRE LIFE HAS BEEN LIVED IN DARKNESS

HOLY SHIT

billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

Anonymous asked:
Why does Chris Evans always grab his left boob when he laughs?

leftboob2k14:

officialchelso:

Hello, anon, and thank you for the question.

This topic has been studied by researchers for years. There are three prevailing theories that I will relay to you now.

1. It keeps him on the ground.

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You may notice in the gif above that Chris’ leg starts to rise as he laughs, possibly a precursor to his entire body undergoing a sort of lift off due to his joy. Chris then employs his upper body strength to force himself to obey the laws of gravity.

2. To check on his physique.

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As you may be aware, anon, it takes a lot of hard work to maintain a superhero body. Chris is concerned that in the time he has spent sitting down, sans working out or eating, he has lost muscle mass. Understandably, he feels the need to make sure that he is still a specimen.

3. Object permanence.

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Object permanence is a term applied to the understanding that an object still exists even when you cannot see it. Chris closes his eyes when he laughs, making him unable to see that he has not disappeared. By grabbing his left boob, Chris knows that he has not somehow ceased to exist.

I hope this helps.

i’m so glad this post exists

awkward-alex-apocalypse:

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

supernaturalapocalypse:

supernaturalapocalypse:

supernaturalapocalypse:

Let us all take a moment and appreciate the true stars of Season 9.

Honorable Mentions:

DISQUALIFIED FOR BEING TOO FABULOUS:

This just got better and better xD that last one tho i cant :’D